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Jack Chick Tracts

Jack Chick publishes the gold standard of wacky religious tracts. Full of bigotry, ignorance, intolerance, and conspiracy theories, Chick tracts often read like a parody of religious literature, and have been attracting mockery for decades.

Other recommended sources for Chick-related commentary include: Jack Chick's Funnybook Gospel, Jack Chick Museum, Enter the Jabberwock, and Rationalwiki.

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The Marriage Mess
June 22, 2009
  The Marriage Mess

The Millers looked like the ideal family. But beneath that veneer were the same hurts and failings that afflict millions. See how they learn to obey God in a few simple ways that change their lives... and their marriage. (Description from www.chick.com)
 
It's A Deal
October 27, 2009
  It's A Deal

Money, women, fame... it was all his. What a deal! But then it came time to pay up. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Lisa
October 28, 2009
  Lisa

Oh... Em... Eff... Gee...

One of the few tracts to be withdrawn by Chick. Read it and see why.

 
Uninvited Cover
January 5, 2011
  Uninvited

AIDS... it's a death sentence. Nurse Clara gives the men straight talk about how they got in this mess, and how Jesus can give them hope. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Doom Town
January 13, 2011
  Doom Town

Story of Sodom. Delivers a compassionate plea to repent of homosexuality. (Description from www.chick.com)
 
Crazy Wolf
January 14, 2011
  Crazy Wolf

Based on a story of Native Americans, this is a classic head-to-head battle between God and Satan. Guess who wins? (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Poor Little Witch
March 1, 2011
  The Poor Little Witch

She thought she could mess with Satan and then quit. But someone had to pay the price. (Description from www.chick.com)
 
Soul Story
March 1, 2011
  Soul Story

When Leroy got out of prison, the turf war began. But all the time, he kept remembering Grandma and her faith in Jesus. An inner city story. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

The Visitors
March 9, 2011
  The Visitors

Two Mormon missionaries learn the truth about their church. (Description from www.chick.com)
 
Hi There!
March 11, 2011
  Hi There!

When Charlie died in his sins, he stood before the Jesus he had laughed at. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Back From The Dead?
March 20, 2011
  Back From The Dead?

They thought he was dead, but he woke up screaming, "I've got to get saved! I saw hell! I never want to see it again!" Dramatic! (Description from www.chick.com)
 
Fame
March 31, 2011
  Fame

What do you mean, I’m going to die twice. Die TWICE? Is there a way out? Adapted for black audiences. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Evil Eyes
April 15, 2011
  Evil Eyes

What do you get when you mix Catholic superstition with voodoo? Santeria! But there is a way out...(Description from www.chick.com)
 
The Last Generation
May 18, 2011
 

The Last Generation

Big Brother's nightmarish world order is just around the corner. Christ is coming soon for believers. Will you be left behind? (Description from www.chick.com)


 

This Was Your Life! & You've Got a Date!
September 10, 2011

 

This Was Your Life! &
You Have a Date!


Everything you have said or done will be played back at judgment. Will your name be in the Book of Life? (Description from www.chick.com)

  The Curse of Baphomet
September 10, 2011
  The Curse of Baphomet

Alex thought he could be a good Christian and a Mason until he learned Masonry is a type of witchcraft. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

The Walking Dead?
October 1, 2011
 

The Walking Dead?
Featuring guest commentary!

We're all like zombies. The spirit inside us is dead, thanks to Adam. Here's how to change it. (Description from www.chick.com)

  Angels?
December 25, 2011
  Angels?

They started as a "Christian" rock group, and became slaves to rock. But Tom found that Jesus could set him free! (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Here Comes the Judge!
January 23, 2012
 

Here Comes the Judge!
Featuring guest commentary!

This judge had a dark side that very few knew about. He would ultimately stand before the Judge who knew it all. (Description from www.chick.com)

  No Fear?
February 2, 2012
  No Fear?
Featuring guest commentary!

Lance didn't fear death, until he committed suicide, and learned of his eternal fate. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Satan's Master
April 19, 2012
 

Satan's Master

An unfortunate "White" witch learns that Satan is the power behind all types of witchcraft.

  Global Warming
May 4, 2012
  Global Warming

Many claim excessive heat buildup will destroy the earth. They're right, but it's not coming the way they expect. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Is Allah Like You?
January 23, 2013
 

Is Allah Like You?

After angrily beating his son, Abdul discovers a list of questions for him to answer from the Qur�an. Seeking the truth, Abdul finds the loving God of creation in the Prophet Jesus. An emotional tract for Muslims. (Description from www.chick.com)

  Mean Momma
March 7, 2013
 

Mean Momma

She didn't think she needed God until she lost everything. (Description from www.chick.com)


 

Reverend Wonderful
August 1, 2013
  Reverend Wonderful

He was a religious leader, but his name wasn't in the Book of Life. A soul winning message. (Description from www.chick.com)
  Satan Comes to Salem
October 31, 2013
  Satan Comes to Salem

What REALLY happened in Salem, and what God thinks about it. Finishes with a clear gospel message. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

It's Not Your Fault
November 21, 2013

 

It's Not Your Fault

Ralph hated them for what they did. He had to learn to forgive, and be forgiven, before he could be free. (Description from www.chick.com)

  It's Not Your Fault
September 4, 2014

 

Fatal Decision
Featuring guest commentary!

John was dying. His doctor offered him a serum that would save his life, but John didn't trust him, and turned it down. We do the same to Jesus. (Description from www.chick.com)


 

That Crazy Guy!
November 7, 2014
  That Crazy Guy!

When Suzi got AIDS, she learned that God's demand for sexual purity was for her own good. (Description from www.chick.com)
  Killer Storm
January 5, 2016
  Killer Storm

God gave Noah a way to escape the flood. God made a way for you to escape the next judgment ... Jesus! (Description from www.chick.com)

 

The Nervous Witch
March 1, 2016
  The Nervous Witch

When Saul visited the witch of Endor he discovered the terrible price God requires of those who play with witchcraft. (Description from www.chick.com)
  Gladys
April 18, 2016
  Gladys

With the help of her spirit guide, Gladys considered herself a "prophet." But in this Bible tract, she learns that those with familiar spirits share the same fate with false prophets.. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Wounded Children
December 26, 2017
  Wounded Children

Yet another tract discontinued by Jack Chick. In it, David is influenced by pornography and an overly buff demon into homosexuality. Can an unassuming encounter in a gay bar lead him to the light?
  The Crisis
March 10, 2023
  The Crisis

A Jehovah's Witness accepts Christ just in time to save his girl's life. (Description from www.chick.com)

 

Trust the Science
April 26, 2023
  Trust the Science

Why do we believe in Jesus? It’s not science. It’s the eyewitnesses! (Description from www.chick.com)
  Macho!
May 31, 2023
  Macho!

Carlos thought Communism (Liberation Theology) would bring justice and equality. But he learned only Jesus can do that.



Jack Chick Comic Books

In addition to his well-known tract series, Jack Chick has published several series of large-format comic books, including the Crusaders series and the Alberto series. Their larger size means that each one carries a larger dose of Chick's patented insanity.The Crusaders series features a sort of spiritual A-Team who travel around spreading the gospel. The Alberto series is a dramatization of the life of Alberto Rivera, who claimed to be a Catholic priest and told horror stories about a Jesuit conspiracy to rule the world. Originally, one had to purchase these comics in order to read them, but as of 2011 they have been made freely available online from Chick's website.


Spellbound?
May 4, 2011
  Spellbound?
The Crusader Comics (Volume 10)


In this comic, the Crusaders meet Lance Collins, a stand-in for alleged ex-occultist John Todd, who tells them about the druid origins of rock music.
 
The Broken Cross
March 3, 2012
  The Broken Cross
The Crusader Comics (Volume 2)


In this comic, when the Crusaders deal with a Satanic conspiracy that has consumed an entire town, they meet a young witch in need of rescue.

Exorcists
January 16, 2015
  Exorcists
The Crusader Comics (Volume 4)


An Indian boy pays a high price for his fascination with the occult. But the Crusaders cast out a demon, and lead the boy and his family to Jesus. (Description from www.chick.com)
 
Alberto
July 7, 2015
  Alberto
The Crusader Comics (Volume 12)


As a Jesuit, Alberto helped destroy churches and ministries. But as he read the Scriptures, he saw that Catholicism couldn't save. (Description from www.chick.com)

Primal Man?
December 17, 2015
 

Primal Man?
The Crusader Comics (Volume 6)

Featuring guest commentary!


This story proves evolution is impossible. Connelly says he's convinced, but keeps producing evolution films. You'll learn why. (Description from www.chick.com)

 
Sabotage
January 12, 2018
 

Sabotage?
The Crusader Comics (Volume 11)

See the struggle through the ages to keep God's Word pure, and learn which Bible can be trusted...and why! (Description from www.chick.com)




The Truth For Youth

The Truth For Youth by Tim Todd at Revival Fires Ministries is a series of comics specifically aimed at teenagers, featuring manga-style art and plotlines that address the real lives of modern teens. Riiight.

While it sure looks a lot better than Jack Chick's work and doesn't feature the same obvious paranoia, xenophobia, racism, or anti-Catholicism as Chick's writing, at its core, this stuff is the same. The brew of fear mongering, spurious science, and general misinformation will still make your head spin.


Abortion
April 10, 2010
  The Truth For Youth
Abortion - The Castaways

When Jack and Rosa have an ill-fated tryst aboard their junior prom cruise an unforeseeable accident causes them to take a hard look at themselves... and each other.
 
Safe Sex
April 10, 2010
  The Truth For Youth
Safe Sex - Passes and Plays

Marcie is thrilled she's attracted the attention of Skip, the school's star quarterback. But when Skip invites her to visit his "end zone"Reggie and Teresa step in to warn her of just what it is she's getting into.

 

Pornography
April 16, 2010
 

The Truth For Youth
Pornography - Parental Controls

Jesse just wanted to witness to Marty. But now that he's being introduced to some of Marty's other interests, he may see things than cannot be unseen.

 
Violence
December 15, 2010
  The Truth For Youth
School Violence - Bibles Not Bullets

After a run in with a crazed school shooter, Tommy wants to encourage other students to assist him in "legally smuggling" bibles into their public school. But first they are going to have to deal with the likes of the abrasive and unbelieving Mr. Witsky.

 

Homosexuality
December 16, 2010
  The Truth For Youth
Homosexuality - Born That Way

Angelique, Louisa, Sebastian and Santo are attending a Gay Pride rally. When anger flares and a riot breaks out our friends are going to have to deal with these issues head on... because they strike a little closer to home than anyone thought.
 
Evolution
December 23, 2010
  The Truth For Youth
Evolution - Someone's Making a Monkey Out of You!

When Vince and Rashad visit a science museum, a racist comment sparks an extended discussion of evolution vs. creationism.

 

Music
January 8, 2011
  The Truth For Youth
Secular Rock Music - Wasted Words

Jason and his brother discover that a shock-rock concert is an uncomfortable place for Christians.
 
Tim Todd
April 18, 2012
  The Truth For Youth
Tim Todd - Case Dismissed

With lessons on the topics of drugs, drunkenness and peer pressure, follow along with the story of Tim Todd's personal testimony.

 

Hairy Polarity
December 14, 2012
  Hairy Polarity and the Sinister Sorcery Satire

Hairy Polarity and his friend Minnie are pulled into the world of their favorite books and are brought face to face with dangerous adversaries not of this world.
 
Dr. Death
December 26, 2013
  The Truth For Youth
Abortion - Dr. Death

Dr. Weston, a prolific provider of women's health services (namely abortions) comes to terms with both the long term guilt of his career and the scorn of those his industry has harmed.

 

Father Figure
December 20, 2017
  The Truth For Youth
Homosexuality - Father Figure

Chad is reeling from the recent alcohol and drug related death of his lover, Jerry. Wrestling with his identity, HIV status and the condemnation of scripture, a young friend brandishing a Truth for Youth bible finally helps him resolve his inner turmoil.
 
Pluralism
January 29, 2018
  The Truth For Youth
Pluralism - The Narrow Way

Tommy, Angelique and Rashad are attending the funeral of the recently departed friend Dylan. They are greatly troubled by the plethora of different religions they see on display at the service and use the opportunity to attempt to correct Chill and their science teacher Mr. Witski.



Spire Christian Comics

What would happen if you took Archie (as in "with Jughead"), sent him to Seminary and then had him lecture all of his friends on catechism like an irritating little snot. You'd get the Spire Christian Comics, of course. Along with a Hollywood Squares like line-up of celebrity guests including Johnny Cash, Tom Landry, Hal Lindsey and others it's all the joys of watching Hee Haw if it swallowed a wagon full of Bibles and couldn't stop puking them all over the floor of the barn dance!

Special thanks to Carp's Place for the scans and to Urvy Jaramillo, Jr. for recommending we roast these bad boys.


There's a New World Coming
July 31, 2015
  There's a New World Coming
Hal Lindsey

Take the garbled fever dream that is the Revelation of John and give it a knock off, Star Trek bent... and you get pure awesomeness. Unfortunately, this comic fails to deliver said awesomeness. Watch as a couple of idiot teenagers have a psychedelic hallucination of their own as they learn the story of the last book of the bible in as dumbed down a manner as possible.
 
There's a New World Coming
Coming Soon!
  Adam & Eve

Like "There's a New World Coming" this is an interpretation of the book of Genesis detailing the creation and the fall of mankind. Like Jack Chick, it features a groovy, pimptastic Satan and ends with a heavy handed symbolic call to salvation.



Miscellaneous Other
Jack Chick and Revival Fires aren't the only outfits that publish religious comics. A quick trip through any Christian store will turn up numerous tracts by other authors and publishers. Most of these aren't as over-the-top and insane as Jack Chick, and therefore less interesting- but some are amusing in their own special ways.

Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic
December 11, 2009
  Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic

Pedophile priests, beware! A hip Angel with a keen fashion sense is out to ruin your foul schemes!
 
Save Me Cover
January 8, 2011
  Help! Save Me!

A man drowning in the ocean resists being saved by those who would rescue him. Gee, this couldn't be a metaphor for something else, could it?

Homosexuality: Legitmate, Alternate Deathstyle
April 9, 2014
  Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle - Part I

Homophobic bigotry so acerbic it will burn your eyebrows off. Written by Dick Hafer way back in the bygone era of the mid-80's this (LOOONNNGGG) comic shows people's attitudes towards homosexuals at the time... views some people still hold today.

 
Homosexuality: Legitmate, Alternate Deathstyle
February 8, 2016
 
Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle - Part II

The continuation of Dick Hafer's hate screed against homosexuals and their audacious desire to participate in society.

Homosexuality: Legitmate, Alternate Deathstyle
December 1, 2017
  Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle - Part III

The continuing adventures of Dick Hafer and his crusade against gays, their rights, their relationships and pretty much everything else about them.

       



Latest Updates

May 31, 2023 Macho!
April 26, 2023 Trust the Science
March 10, 2023 The Crisis
January 29, 2018 Truth for Youth - Pluralism
January 11, 2018 Sabotage?
December 26, 2017 Wounded Children
December 20, 2017 Truth for Youth - Father Figure
December 1, 2017 Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle III
April 18, 2016 Gladys
March 1, 2016 The Nervous Witch
February 8, 2016 Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle II
January 5, 2016 Killer Storm
December 17, 2015 Primal Man?
July 31, 2015 There's a New World Coming
July 7, 2015 Alberto
January 16, 2015 Exorcists
November 7, 2014 That Crazy Guy!
September 4, 2014 Fatal Decision
April 9, 2014 Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate Deathstyle I
December 26, 2013 Truth for Youth - Dr. Death
November 21, 2013 It's Not Your Fault
October 31, 2013 Satan Comes to Salem
August 1, 2013 Reverend Wonderful
March 7, 2013 Mean Momma
January 23, 2013 Is Allah Like You?
December 14, 2012 Hairy Polarity
May 4, 2012 Global Warming
April 19, 2012 Satan's Master
April 18, 2012 Truth for Youth - Tim Todd
March 3, 2012 The Broken Cross
February 2, 2012 No Fear?
January 23, 2012 Here Come the Judge!
December 25, 2011 Angels?
October 1, 2011 The Walking Dead?
September 10, 2011 The Curse of Baphomet
September 10, 2011 "This Was Your Life!" & "You Have a Date!"
May 18, 2011 The Last Generation
May 5, 2011 Spellbound?
April 15, 2011 Evil Eyes
March 31, 2011 Fame
March 20, 2011 Back From The Dead?
March 11, 2011 Hi There!
March 9, 2011 The Visitors
March 1, 2011 Soul Story
March 1, 2011 Poor Little Witch
January 14, 2011 Crazy Wolf
January 13, 2011 Doom Town
January 8, 2011 Help! Save Me!
January 8, 2011 Truth for Youth - Secular Rock Music
January 5, 2011 Uninvited
December 23, 2010 Truth for Youth - Evolution
December 16, 2010 Truth for Youth - Homosexuality
December 15, 2010 Truth for Youth - School Violence
October 6, 2010 Lisa
September 29, 2010 Lisa
April 16, 2010 Truth for Youth - Pornography
April 10, 2010 Truth for Youth - Safe Sex
April 10, 2010 Truth for Youth - Abortion
December 11, 2009 Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic
October 28, 2009 It's a Deal
October 28, 2009 Marriage Mess, Chapter 1
October 28, 2009 Lisa
October 27, 2009 It's a Deal
June 22, 2009 The Marriage Mess

 

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