November / December #

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SHITTY CARTOON
An AI slop cop yells at an old lady saying that the traced Muslims are allowed to pray but she's not. The fact that this fully contradicts the article about the anti prayer law specifically targeting Muslims does not occur to DWD's rotting mind.

PRICE HIKE
Chick Tracts have gone up another penny to 23 cents apiece. Their quality as AI slop remains pretty much the same, and we've not been graced with a new title since One More Step earlier this year. This makes the annual tract output for 2025 the lowest it's been since 2022.

• Legalized Abduction: Children At Risk Across America
  
  
  TRANS PEOPLE AGAIN
  ChatGPT Chick Publications is VERY concerned about trans kids bailing from the homes of their transphobic parents, and also goes off randomly on how screening kids for mental health issues like they're doing now in Illinois is actually a SEKRIT PLOT TO TURN UR KIDS TRANS. It MUST be true the monster who wrote Irreversable Damage said so! Also, note that Daniels chooses to illustrate this with an AI generated picture of a Missing Child poster. Just...eww on so many levels.
   
• Equipping Kids for Battle
  
  
  CHECK OUT THESE NEAT BIBLE CLASSES...JUST KIDDING IT'S TRANS PEOPLE AGAIN
  An article which begins as a plug for LifeWise, an absolutely odious looking Bible Education thing where your kids get chucked in a van to get around the fact that school grounds are meant to be secular, but then just goes off about trans people again and how TEH SKOOLS AR TURNING UR KIDZZ GAY! Oh and Bible Classes STILL aren't enough because you ALSO gotta buy them Chick Tracts from Chick Dot Com BUY THE TRACTS BUY BUY BUY!
   
• Training the Next Generation
  
  
  REAL MEN LOVE JESUS
  An artical by Michael D Daniels that just kinda makes my eyes glaze over a little bit where talks about how Christian Men must raise Christian Sons. It DOES contain the absolutely hilarious line though that "“True Masculinity” and “Real Men” are current buzzwords that are impossible without God."
   
• Prayer Made Illegal in the West
  
  
  MATTHEW 6:6 UPHELD
  You'd think Chick Publications would be happy that Quebec is banning public prayer to crack down on public demonstrations by Muslim groups, but they have (correctly) figured out that this is Bad Actually, not because it's alarming overreach against a minority group or anything, but because they might go after Christians next. They then cite other examples of laws being used to ban Christians from praying such as... (checks notes) criminalizing conversion therapy and making it illegal to harass people at abortion clinics.
   
• Islam is Changing the World
  
  
  HAPPY CHRISTMAS I GOT YOU A JESUS
  A plug for Chick's half price sale on tract cases, saying that you should get a bajillion of them and give them out as presents. There's also a plug for Light Of The World, which I had completely figured they'd forgot existed by now.
   
• Heavenly Hope No Longer Offered to Jehovah’s Witnesses
  
  
  MISSION POSSIBLE PLUG
  A puff piece about a trucker and prison ministry that Chick Publications presumably likes because they use Chick's stuff.
   
• Missions Fund Report September 2025
  
  
  YET ANOTHER MISSIONS FUND REPORT
  More reports from various missionary groups buying Chick Tracts. At this point the Philippines must be absolutely saturated with the damn things.
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels - September 2025
  
  
  LETTER FROM DANIELS
  Daniels notes that he reckons Canada's about to criminalize chick tracts (again)
  
  

September / October #

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• Deconstruction: Tearing Shallow Faith Apart
  
  
  ASKING QUESTIONS BAD
  If you try and deconstruct your belief system in any way, you might start to doubt things. Heaven forbid, you might even stop being bigoted towards queer people, and that would be terrible!
   
• Bold New Movement Challenges LGBTQ Community
  
  
  CONVERSION THERAPY GOOD
  Literally just a puff piece promoting The CHANGED Movement, a bunch of ex-gays and detransitioners talking about how Jesus fixed them and now they're coming to ruin a Pride march near you.
   
• Teens Talking with Robots?
  
  
  SLOP VERSUS SLOP: DAWN OF JUSTICE
  Daniels expresses concern about kids using AI chatbots, in an article which bears literally all the hallmarks of having been written by an AI chatbot. Luckily, Daniels ChatGPT has a solution. Stop talking to imaginary friends and start talking to.... Okay, yeah you know where this joke is going.
   
• Reaching New York City for Christ: The Vision of Pastor Brian Kelly
  
  
  THIS GUY AGAIN
  Hey, look! It's Brian Kelly, that guy who gets the same stupid article every few months about that stand of tracts he runs. Guess he's still doing that.
   
• Islam is Changing the World
  
  
  EPIC FAIL?
  A scare piece about how a proposed Muslim neighborhood might bypass US laws and DO A SHARIA, and that would be bad because only Christofascists are allowed to do a Theocracy. Also, for some reason there's a list of countries that are Muslim now but - get this - WEREN'T Muslim a millennium and a half ago when Islam didn't exist yet.
   
• Heavenly Hope No Longer Offered to Jehovah’s Witnesses
  
  
  HEAVEN'S FULL UP
  ...at least according to Jehovah's Witnesses, whose followers haven't been shooting for a spot in the 144,000 since the 1930's.
   
• Missions Fund Report September 2025
  
  
  AND SO FORTH
  Yadda yadda, buy tracts, blah blah blah...
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels - September 2025
  
  
  LETTER FROM DANIELS
  People are saying "Ladies and Gentlemen" again. WOKE DEFEATED! Now buy more tracts.
  
  

July / August #

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• Universities Offer Blasphemous “Queer Bible” Courses
  
  
  QUEER BIBLE READINGS
  An article going after universities for daring to read the bible in a queer light. Particularly singles out Professor Rhiannon Graybill - who researches and writes about the Hebrew Bible in a queer and feminist light - accusing her of saying that the bible supports paedophilia based on a paper she wrote which includes a section about how the bit in 2 Kings where Elisha brings a dead child to life by lying on top of him (!) reads kinda sus. (Chick Pub don't mention the name of the paper but it's called "Elisha's Body and the Queer Touch of Prophecy" and it's interesting)
   
• Major Win for Pro-Life Advocates
  
  
  HOORAY WE'VE MADE ABORTIONS LESS SAFE!
  Chick Publications declares it a "major win" that Mifepristone, a progesterone blocker used to terminate pregnancies, can cause complications sometimes, particularly when self-administered by people sourcing it online without a prescription. The fact that DIY abortions are going up because America is increasingly becoming a christofascist state making abortions as difficult to obtain as possible in light of Roe v Wade being overturned is not directly touched upon. The proposed solution, of course, is to hand out more copies of Baby Talk and Who Murdered Clarice? to people!
   
• Tracts Raised a Question —God Had the Answer
  
  
  WE GOT ONE
  Kevin Jackson hands out Chick Tracts outside his local courthouse for months on end. Eventually, he converts One Guy. This calls for an article about the effectiveness of Chick Tracts!
   
• UK Returning to Christian Roots
  
  
  MEANWHILE ON HELL ISLAND
  Christianity has been on the decline in the UK for the last few decades, with census data in England and Wales showing the percentage of people in these countries identifying as Christian dropping from 72% in 2001 to 59% in 2011 and 46% in 2021. But some unhinged evangelist movement (specifically King's Army, who have an absolutely bizarre website and like to hang around outside Buckingham Palace in pseudo military clobber waving "Jesus Is King" flags I swear you gotta look this shit up) are reporting that people are responding to their bullshit so ACTUALLY it's REVIVAL ACTUALLY.
   
• From Faith to Doubt: Westcott, Hort, and the Bible Version Crisis
  
  
  BUY MY BOOK THAT DEFINITELY ISN'T SLOP
  David W Daniels plugs his new book, From Faith To Doubt, about Wescott and Hort, which he claims to have written through "deep research using technology only available today" and HEY have you ever noticed how many Em Dashes there are in Battle Cry articles these days huh that's weird. I mean if he's willing to have generative slop machines draw his tracts for him I'd say odds are good he's got ChatGPT on hand to help him pretend to write as well.
   
• I Caught Netflix Trying to Groom My Kids
  
  
  RECYCLED ARTICLE ABOUT COCOMELON
  Michael D Daniels writes about an episode of CoComelon in which a boy wears a tutu and a tiara for like five seconds AND THAT'S TERRIBLE. He presents it as the kid's two dads trying to groom him into THE GAY TRANS GAY LIFESTYLE OF GAY when they're actually encouraging him to pick what he likes for a family photo and giving him space to try things on. Incidentally he decides against the tutu and instead wears four different hats on top of each other to be funny. I do not appreciate being made to watch a full five minutes of this kiddie brainrot to determine that a fundie dipshit was lying about its content.
   
• Missions Fund Report - July 2025
  
  
  MISSION FUND
  The usual filler about how many tracts have been given to ministries overseas.
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels - July 2025
  
  
  LETTER FROM DANIELS
  David Daniels from Hi I'm David Daniels From Chick Publications talks about writing down his YouTube channel for a waitress on the back of a tract and realizing that he can just use tracts as scrap paper to hand them out with random notes. Oh, how very profitable it would be for him if you would do the same.
  
  

May / June #

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• Vatican Opens Doors for Gay Clergy
  
  
  GAY CATHOLICS
  Openly gay men still aren't allowed in the clergy, but Pope Francis says they might. I wonder what's going on with him right now anyway.
   
• The Plague of Our Generation
  
  
  SOCIAL CONTAGION
  Some kids are gay. Some kids are trans. And that's terrible!!!
   
• Why Was the Apocrypha in the Original King James Bible?
  
  
  THE APOCRYPHA
  Some early editions of the KJV had them, because something something I dunno the pope did it.
   
• God Doing the “Impossible” with Mission Possible
  
  
  MISSION POSSIBLE
  Remember when the Battle Crys had a specific bit about sending tracts to prisons, since there's literally a captive audience there for you? Well they're doing that shit again.
   
• Teens: The Most Open Generation
  
  
  IMPRESSIONABLE KIDS
  When they're not being turned gay by malicious forces, teenagers are actually super receptive to the gospel of Jesus Christ actually. We gotta brainwash them before they do.
   
• Tools For Winning the Witnesses
  
  
  JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
  They couldn't work during COVID, which for the purposes of this article is real, but now they're back. You should buy Daniel Rodriguez's book and finish witnessing to them once and for all. Or even better... don't.
   
• Missions Fund Report - May 2025
  
  
  MISSION REPORT
  Our Certified Forklift Operators are STILL packing those tracts bound for the Philippines. I'm sure they'll finally get there one of these days
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels - May 2025
  
  
  LETTER FROM DWD
  Kids are asking about Jesus, so you should give them tracts. No specific tract tho... we haven't even made a new one in ages now.
  
  

March / April #

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• The Dark Side of ‘Gender-Affirming’ Treatments
  
  
  TRANS KIDS AGAIN
  Chick Publications has learned of A GROWING GROUP of (two) detransitioners. They were TRICKED into transing their genders you see, and are now suing so that NOBODY can EVER make the mistake of making decisions about their own bodies ever again! If only they had been prescribed GOSPEL TRACTS instead of TESTOGEL.
   
• Canada’s Dangerous Slide into Euthanasia
  
  
  EUTHANASIA IN CANADA
  Apparently they're doing that, and in a rare case of a stopped clock being right for a second, Chick Publications say this is bad because it's probably just gonna get abused to coerce disabled people into agreeing to be offed.
   
• Divine Consequences? The Ceasefire Deal and California Wildfires
  
  
  BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
  The California wildfires started around about the same kind of time that the ceasfire between Israel and Palestine happened, so OBVIOUSLY one is divine retribution for the other and America has no choice but to continue allowing genocide immediately! If I was Kurt this would be the point where I would be saying "SEE JACK CHICK'S SOMEBODY ANGRY?" but you and I both know we're better than that. It's ultimately a plug for John McTernan's stupid book anyway.
   
• Surgeon General’s Farewell Prescription
  
  
  SURGEON GENERAL FUCKS OFF
  Vivek H Murthy isn't the Surgeon General any more, but Chick reckons that his resignation speech sounded kinda Protestant Work Ethic-y, so we can fill out a few column inches with that I guess.
   
• God’s Judgment Beginning to Get People’s Attention
  
  
  GRIFTERS
  There's a bunch of Obvious Grifters doing a big push on Finding God to keep their grift going in today's increasingly christofascistic world. Grifters like dangerous sex pest Russell Brand and self-help dipshit Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan whose show I think Daniels might be gunning to get on maybe. This is Good Actually because it means Chick Tracts might sell more easily people will Get Saved.
   
• Missions Fund Report - March 2025
  
  
  BUY OUR SHIT
  Buy a bajillion copies of The Empty Tomb and hand them out to people after your Easter service, otherwise they might not convert properly!! Also buy DWD's books about how the NIV is fake. Also buy tracts for us to send to Thailand and Mexico and stuff. BUY BUY BUY!
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels - March 2025
  
  
  MESSAGE FROM DANIELS
  Daniels combines the trans article and the euthanasia article to come up with his Grand Unifying Theory that the Reverse Vampires are tricking your children into transing their gender so that they'll regret it and want to get euthanised afterwards. BETTER GIVE THEM A CHICK TRACT. FLIP KNOWS WHICH ONE WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY BOTHER TO DO A NEW ONE SORRY...wait...that's IT... we'll re-release Sorry! I'M A GENIUS.
  
  

January / February #

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• New York Pastor Takes Gospel to the Streets
  
  
  A GUY IN NEW YORK
  Did you know there's a guy in New York who hands out Chick Tracts? Wild right? You can tell Chick Publications like this guy cuz I'm pretty sure this is like the third or fourth time they've done an article that's just "this guy's stand exists".
   
• Let’s Not Waste This Opportunity
  
  
  TRUMP WON
  ...and now we have our chance to defeat the evils of bodily autonomy forever with the power of tracts. Aww yeah #christofascism - Let's GO!
   
• All Is Not Bad in the Universities
  
  
  UNIVERSITIES
  Revival is breaking out across the country as (two) universities nationwide do a religious gathering that makes a few headlines and then fizzles out.... THAT'S REVIVAL BABEY.
   
• UN Pushes for One-World Government
  
  
  EXTREMELY DOCTOR MANHATTAN VOICE
  It is 1945. The UN is going to force a one world government any day now. It is 1984. The UN is going to force a one world government any day now. It is 2025. The UN is going to force a one world government any day now.
   
• The Crumbling of the Catholic ‘Church’
  
  
  CATHOLICS
  They're just not homophobic enough, and can you believe the sheer audacity of the pope saying that Catholicism is real?
   
• Missions Fund Report - January 2025
  
  
  PLEASE BUY TRACTS
  Buy tracts for your church, then buy tracts for your friend's church. Be like this guy who buys 10K tracts a month for his mate in Vegas. Send money or I'll die.
   

November / December #

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NEW LOOK WHO DIS
They've rejigged the Battle Cry Newsletter logo. It looks worse.

• Is One-World Currency the Solution to Global Warming?
  
  
  CONTEMPLATE ORB
  It might be the mark of the beast. Sherrie Johnson writes up a whole ass tale of climate change denialism, claiming that any attempt at a global solution to climate change, along with some cryptocurrency techbro bullshit, are actually an attempt to set up a one world government and the mark of the beast. Nobody stops to consider that if it IS the end times they should have been raptured by now. (Tract plug: Global Warming)
   
• Are We Waking Up?
  
  
  QUEERPHOBIA AND LOTS OF IT
  Chick Publications celebrate various instances of homophobia and transphobia and call for more of it.
   
• Two Demons, One Devil, and World Dominion
  
  
  GAY MUSLAMIC COMMULISTS
  The Muslims are coming! And also the commies are coming, and also the gays are coming! And they've taken over Europe! And you have to hand out Chick Tracts to stop them from coming over here! (Tract plug: A Demon's Nightmare)
   
• An Easy Witnessing Opportunity!
  
  
  BUY OUR CHRISTMAS TRACTS
  Christmas is fake! Buy them anyway. (Tract plug: The Greatest Story Ever Told)
   
• The Most Competent Scholars Translated the King James Bible
  
  
  THE KJV TRANSLATORS HAD VERY BIG BRAINS
  Another day volunteering at the King James museum. People keep asking me if they can fuck the bible. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it.
   
• God’s Design for Marriage is Always “For Better”
  
  
  YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT? STRAIGHT MARRIAGE
  Sherrie Johnson isn't just a climate change denier, she's also a straight marriage liker. (Book plug: The Marriage Mess)
   
• Don't Miss This Limited Time Offer - Tract Case Sale!
  
  
  SAVE 50%
  ...when you buy a case of 1000 tracts. Sounds exciting until you see the small print saying that usually those are 38% off anyway.
   
• Mission Fund Report - November 2024
  
  
  MISSIONARIES
  Like a million tracts going to the Philippines (I swear they print this same one every issue), a bunch to the UK, a bunch being put in flood relief packages in Thailand and Burma.
   

September / October #

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• Is This Satan’s Counterfeit Revival?
  
  
  THE CATHOLICS
  The US Catholic Church is doing Eucharistic Congresses or something, and this is freaking Daniels out because it's a Catholic thing which is Catholic. LMAO Wafer God.
   
• Growing Desire for God in America
  
  
  INCREASED RELIGIOSITY
  Apparently religiosity has gone up amongst young people apparently, which tracks because shit's been fucking WILD lately and general religiosity tends to increase in times of crisis. Anyway, Daniels says to take advantage of this by handing out Chick Tracts so that they convert to YOUR Christianity and don't end up going to a Eucharistic Congress or something.
   
• California a Lab Case for Sexual Perversion
  
  
  TRANS KIDS
  California passed some legislation saying that schools can't forcibly out queer kids, and Daniels hates this because children are property and have no right to privacy.
   
• Oceans of Evidence Point to a Marvelous Creator
  
  
  WATER
  Guest article by Sherrie Johnson. Did you know? Water. Water good? How water? Therefore, God is real.
   
• World Government — How Far are We?
  
  
  FUCKING COMMULISTS
  Apparently the Catholic Church is SUPER into Communism, and Daniels just reead a book from the 50's about how Communism is BAD, and as we all know, Catholicism is bad, so it MUST be Communism!
   
• How About Facts Instead of Theories?
  
  
  BUY OUR SHIT
  There's plugs for The Evolution Handbook by Vance Ferrell and Night Journey From Rome by Clark Butterfield.
   
• Missions Fund Report - September 2024
  
  
  MISSIONARIES
  We swear we'll be shipping out those 1.3 million tracts to the Phillipines AAAAANY time now. Also sending stuff out to some guys in Italy, Mexico, those Korean missionaries in the UK, Germany, Thailand, Honduras, Kenya and OOH WE GAVE SOME CHICK TRACTS TO SOME RANDOM STAFFERS ON THE MEN'S OLYMPIC BASKETBALL STAFF. Isn't THAT exciting?!
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels - September 2024
  
  
  MESSAGE FROM DANIELS
  He's REALLY mad about the Eucharistic Revival thing. Maybe if he says Wafer God a few more times it'll go away.
   

July / August #

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• Boy Scouts Moving Farther from Original Purpose
  
  
  BOY SCOUTS
  Apparently they're too gay and soy now, and the fact that they call themselves "Scouting America" now means that women won't be good breedable tradwives any more because of woke, and they're not reading enough Crusader Comics availiable now from Chick Dot Com Slash Comics.
   
• Why the King James is Better
  
  
  THE BIBLE
  According to Chick Publications, the King James version is better, because of reasons. Bet you didn't expect them to come out with THAT hot take!
   
• How One Tract Brightened a Family’s Dark Day
  
  
  TRACTS
  A couple of preachers gave an old copy of Lil' Suzy held together with tape to a grieving child only to find out that her name was also "Suzy". The wild world of coincidence wins another soul to Jesus!
   
• If the NIV Says Jesus Lied to His brothers, What Else is in There?
  
  
  PLZ BUY 'LOOK WHAT'S MISSING'
  It's an ad for one of Daniels' books.
   
• Good News from All Over - July 2024
  
  
  THE GAYS
  Chick Publications celebrates the end of Pride Month by gloating about gay-friendly churches in Africa losing members, an LA Suburb not flying Pride flags, and there not being as much Corporate Pride stuff this year. Also they promote unhinged hate group MassResistance.
   
• Chick Mail Bag
  
  
  MAILBAG
  A whole page about a 91 year old man handing out Chick Tracts to people.
   
• Missions Fund Report - July 2024
  
  
  MISSIONARIES
  There's a guy in Mexico who wants to hand out backpacks to kids with Chick tracts in them, and another guy in Mexico who we're sending a MILLION AND A HALF TRACTS TO, and guys in Belgium, Guyana, Israel, Ukraine, Zambia, Mauritus, the Philippines, and Scotland who we're also sending tracts to. SEND MONEY PLS!!
   
• Letter From David W. Daniels - July 2024
  
  
  LETTER FROM DWD
  "Boy Scouts are gay and soy, give them Chick Tracts"
   
• The Future of Scouting
  
  
  SHITTY CARTOON
  These days you can get a merit badge for wearing a dress because of woke or whatever, I dunno. Zero for effort Daniels, especially since we already know he's just traced these from somewhere.
   

2000

November/December 2000 #

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• The Accursed City
  
  
  BRB, BUSY SPURGING
  An excerpt of words written by Charles H. Spurgeon, which basically delves into anti-Catholic rhetoric about how being negligent with the Gospel leaves you vulnerable for “priestcraft” (even though Protestant Churches also have a priest equivalent) and praising Luther as a borderline saint. No wonder Chick felt it prudent to say nothing and quote the guy verbatim.
   
• 'No Salvation Outside Roman Catholicism' Says New Vatican Dictum
  
  
  FOR I BEHELD THE WAFER AS IT CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN
  An article where Chick is upset that the Catholic Church is claiming that only they can provide salvation and that other churches are false (hello pot, meet kettle). He then uses this to launch into his standard anti-Catholic spiel about how Mary is a mother of harlots.
   
• Why You Should Never Give Up
  
  
  IF ONLY THEY HAD, EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPIER
  A story from Daniels about how he met an old friend of his at a 20-year school reunion who was responsible for saving Daniels in his senior year, after Daniels was supposedly so “enmeshed in the occult and all those bad philosophies” that his friend originally considered him beyond salvation. May be a possibly embellished and/or fictitious account of conversion.
   
• Evolution is Religion, not Science says Dr. Hovind
  
  
  SOULWINNERS DON’T NEED PROOF
  In which “Dr.” Kent Hovind presents false science narratives and spurious arguments about how the Earth was made 6000 years ago, without any credible sources beyond him saying so in a bid to attack the “religion” of evolution.
   
• Chick tracts get read in Mongolia!
  
  
  SHAMELESS PLUG OF THE PRODUCT RANGE
  A plug article talking about how you can buy Chick tracts in different languages, including in the Mongolian language and their impact on missionary work. Almost like it is a repeat of the prior month’s Battle Cry about tract languages and missionary work… but this time, it has a man on a horse.
   
• Fledgling Church Uses Literature to Spark Growth
  
  
  SALTING THE EARTH WITH “LITERATURE”
  Another plug article, this time for the power of Chick tracts when doing missionary work in urban environments, like Montreal. Must have been a slow two months if you need two separate articles talking about the product you sell to people for missionary work.
   
• A Message From Jack Chick
  
  
  YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A TRAGEDY? OUR PROFITS THIS YEAR
  Where Chick gave the sailors who died in the terrorist attack on the USS Cole less than a month of solace after death, before raising their story from the depths and using it to try to scare and guilt people into witnessing and buying Chick tracts. Genuinely picturing Chick quoting the Mayor in this scene when deciding to publish the article.
   
• Chick Mail Bag Nov-2000
  
  
  REBELLION AND DISTURBANCES
  More people write in to talk about how Chick tracts lead to their conversion to Christianity, including a bookstore that started stocking Chick merchandise and found it was effective in making members of the Catholic Clergy like priests and nuns (and who conveniently have nothing more important to do, like praying to God and their other job functions) come into the store and yell at the bookstore owners about stocking Chick merchandise.
   
• Why People Have Stopped Memorizing Scripture
  
  
  SIMONS SAYS: KJV IS FULL OF MISTRANSLATIONS AND ERRORS
  A Daniels article that claims that because a bunch of people he asked had remembered the older English of KJV and not the newer English of other translations, this means that the other Bible translations are inferior before the power of the KJV. Seriously doubt he asked anyone who was raised on non-KJV bibles in their youth (a.k.a. a non-biased sample), but there is no place for logical and critical thinking before the power of KJV according to Daniels.
   
• Prison Ministry Letters: Nov-2000
  
  
  BECAUSE THE THIRD IN THE SERIES IS ALWAYS THE BEST
  Yet another article to plug how “effective” Chick’s products are at ‘converting’ prisoners to Christianity, this time with more guilting about how if you are not a believer, you are not in the Book of Life and will go to Hell unless you say some magic words and believe in Jesus without actually striving to become a better individual and do good deeds.
   
• Tract Passing Tips - November 2000
  
  
  DECEPTION AND BREAKING THE LAW IS OKAY IF I DO IT
  How to pass tracts, complete with deceiving and lying to people about the legality of reading tracts, taking advantage of 'interpretive legality' (loaning as opposed to solicitation), and throwing empty bottles with tracts in them into the river to float out to sea. A question... you love to prattle on about how The Earth, animals, oceans and so on are God’s Creations. Does this mean that hurting them via bottles in the ocean is fine if it’s to proselytise with little paper booklets?
   
• Mayor Discovered "Minister" Would Pray to the Wrong God
  
  
  LISTEN TO ME, THE EX-VAMPIRE MASONIC HIGH PRIEST
  An article from Chick using talking points from William Schnoebelen and his books about how Wicca and other new-age beliefs lead to Satan. As for how he knows this? Because he was totally one of them in the past and had he stayed, he’d have been worshipping Satan. The adage “each accusation could be an unintended confession” comes to mind regarding his six points presented in the article.
   

September/October 2000 #

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• Chick Tracts Changed My Life -- Twice
  
  
  A JOURNEY OF LITTLE CONCERN
  Written by Daniels, this “article” concerns his origin story of how he became a Christian. After jumping around to numerous different religious groups (and in the process, referring to them using terms like “occultic”) and finding that all other Bible translations that are not KJV to be “perverted”, he gets a tract and immediately converts to Chick’s “twisted” Christian belief set, complete with “blatant falsehoods”. What is good for the goose is good for the gander, no?
   
• Conversation With a Priest
  
  
  I SURE SHOWED HIM... IN MY HEAD
  Where Chick writes a story about how he totally outwitted a Catholic priest in a theology argument regarding the Catholic faith, and then writes about how Charles Chiniquy was a hero, showing how Catholicism is all about worshipping a “pagan-based religious harlot". Aside from the obvious ‘hatchet job’ done to the actual conversation in full and the facetious arguments made by Chick, one can only suspend their disbelief so much that a random Catholic priest has nothing better to do than to call Chick Publications and yell at them over the phone about theology.
   
• More Evidence of Creation
  
  
  CONFIRMATION BIAS, AHOY!
  An article “excerpted” (read: directly copied) from Collapse of Evolution by Scott Huse, discussing how various factors (like the distance of the moon from the Earth) are proof of the solar system being designed by God and other 'flaws' in the theory of evolution. Conveniently, he also encourages students to read his book so that they are protected from the ‘false teachings of evolution’ - when his ‘evidence’ and claims’ are themselves distorted and twisted to push his message and books.
   
• Chick Mail Bag Sep-2000
  
  
  SUICIDE AND GLUE SNIFFING… OH MY!
  Yet another volume in the bi-monthly mailbag saga, this time with stories of leaving Somebody Loves Me in a sandwich shop, upon which a worker thanked the tract leaver as that tract helped them overcome their thoughts of suicide (somehow). Along with a story about an individual who was into rock music, and began to sniff glue, with nothing being able to stop them in their “craved lust for more dope”... and then they read a Chick pamphlet and their life was immediately changed.
   
• Soul Winners Not Welcome in World Religions Organizations
  
  
  DID I HAPPEN TO MENTION THAT ECUMENICISM IS BAD?
  The article details how organisations such as the Parliament of World’s Religions, the Millenium World Peace Summit and the United Religions Initiative are forming to “celebrate, with openness and mutual respect” the diversity of religions in the world, as well as discuss the influence of religion in world conflicts, and have a “no proselytizing” rule. This upsets Chick, as his entire business model is built on proselytization, and therefore, in a showing of “Christian” humility and kindness, proceeds to call them all part of the religious “false prophet” as detailed in the end of days (Revelation).
   
• Is the Lord's Prayer in Your Bible?
  
  
  IF IT WASN’T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS…
  In which Daniels writes about Marcion of Sinope and his edited Gospel of Luke. Daniels uses this individual and his alterations (especially to Luke 11:2-4) to take a swipe at the NIV and other translations as part of his love for the KJV. Except that in his tunnel vision of hate for non-KJV Bibles, he forgets that there are footnotes in NIV that directly refer to the verses he says were left out. Ouch.
   
• Prison Ministry Letters: Sep-2000
  
  
  IF THEY COMMIT CRIMES, LET THEM HAVE TRACTS
  More prison ministry letters received by Chick Publications, including supposed "persecution" in a prison that stopped ministering activities, and a guy who wonders whether they are aware of how much impact their tracts have on men around the world, especially in prisons. A question that no-one truly cares about, unless they stand to make a profit from the answer.
   
• Arab-Israeli Negotiations Fail, but Pope has a 'Solution'
  
  
  TOP SECRET INSIDER INFORMATION
  Citing his trusted source for all things Catholic (Rivera), this article purports that the reason the Camp David negotiations failed… because the Vatican wants to move from Vatican City in Rome, to Jerusalem, with the Crusades being the first try at this. So as part of their shadowy global conspiracy machinations, they are riling up the Muslims (predominantly Palestinians) to fight with Israel, and then being 'neutral' by saying to let the UN (who the Vatican apparently also own) have Jerusalem. Which begs the question… why bother with all the subterfuge, when you can just annex control via the UN?
   
• Homosexual Teachers 8 Times More Likely to Molest Students
  
  
  BIASED ORGANISATION PUBLISHES BIASED STUDY
  In what appears to be a case of academic dishonesty and misconduct due to not declaring conflicts of interest, the founder of Family Research Institute (a decidedly non-neutral organisation for socio-political matters) and his son authored a “study” where they found that homosexual teachers were more likely to engage in sexual acts with their pupils than heterosexual teachers. And in true Chick fashion, he uses this facade of academia to plug Doom Town as a way of active discrimination against people based on sexuality.
   
• Missionaries Find Tracts Just Keep on Working
  
  
  WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A TRACT…
  A plug article for how effective tracts are versus traditional methods of missionary work and to buy more Chick tracts, as they probably have a tract in your language... and that around 90% of the tract choices are going to be This Was Your Life! Might as well not respect the native population and their autonomy/beliefs to assert your supposed “superiority” right, Chick?
   
• A Message from Jack Chick
  
  
  UNITED NATIONS WORKING ON SUPER CHURCH
  Chick's 'personal' message about how because of American troops wearing UN uniforms (as part of peacekeeping operations), this means that the UN is a "power to be reckoned with" and that this is the path to a "super church". And they seemingly hate proselytizing (at least, the kind that Chick does, so it is hard to blame them), so Chick gets upset and tries to rally "soulwinners" to fight this "monster"... with the Pope as the head of it all.
   
• Tract Passing Tips
  
  
  FIRE ENOUGH BULLETS AND HOPE TO HIT THE TARGET
  Another round of tips to pass tracts, and this time, we are using some questionable methods to get people to read tracts. Such methods include taping a penny to certain tracts as (poisoned) bait, visiting homes for sale and leaving them for people who might be wanting to buy the home, and international robo-mailing (by looking through international telephone books for addresses and sending a tract).
   

July/August 2000 #

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• Aborted Baby Parts For Sale
  
  
  NOTHING PERSONAL, JUST BUSINESS
  Chick talks about abortions, claiming that (at the time of the article) at least 1 million abortions occurred every year in the US and 45 million in the entire world. The end goal? To sell all the fetuses for parts and research as part of an industry that he likens to the Holocaust done by Hitler... failing to see that such an industry would be highly illegal and likely shut down.
   
• Author Claims Some Dinosaurs Live Today!
  
  
  A SKELETON POPPED OUT
  Kent Hovind demonstrates his Comedy Gold value by taking an old magazine article about kids being eaten by a sea monster at face value, claiming that Noah took some baby dinosaurs on the ark, and casually mentions that the Loch Ness Monster is real.
   
• How The New King James Bible Creates Doubt
  
  
  YOU ARE EVIL FOR NOT INTERPRETING LIKE ME
  An article plugging a book written by D.A. Waite called Defending the King James Bible about how the New KJV Bible is evil and a product of Satan because it’s easier to read and understand and includes footnotes about potential readings of the original Greek text. Or in other words, it’s evil because they did not interpret it how you wanted and they are making people think about the text itself.
   
• Pope Thanks Fatima Goddess Again for Saving His Life
  
  
  THE HARLOT CHURCH
  An article about Pope John Paul II making a pilgrimage to a cathedral for the Virgin Mary in Portugal and which Chick decides to use to talk about how Catholicism is “prostituting Christianity” by paganism, by what he considers as worship of a being that appeared to some children and “radiated ecstasy from her fingertips” to trap them in Catholicism. Guess someone is upset somebody else has way more adherents.
   
• Jesus' Own Claim to be the Son of God Brings Muslim to Christ
  
  
  USE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK
  Want to know how to instantly convert Muslims? Use this method demonstrated by Chick to show them how the Christian Bible is 100% correct and recite a few Bible verses at them. It worked on one person who just happens to be a friend of yours, so it must work on all of them, right? And if so, then why keep printing tracts focusing on Islam?
   
• Chick Mail Bag - July 2000
  
  
  THE POWER OF PAPER BOOKLETS
  More letters from people giving testimonials about how reading a tract or two resulted in immediate conversion to Chick’s flavour of Christianity.
   
• The Greatest Miracle of this Generation
  
  
  YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE REVEAL…
  Literacy. That is the spoiler for the article. Along with mentions about how it sucks that a bunch of people haven’t heard of Jesus. Could this be the real-life inspiration for the “What’s a Jesus” trope? If so, that is quite a dick move by Chick. Mocking illiteracy to push booklets of misinformation and manipulating the naïve.
   
• Prison Ministry Letters: July-2000
  
  
  YOU SEE A FAINT GLITTER AT THE BOTTOM OF A PIT…
  More testimonials from prisoners about how they ‘found Jesus’ and converted after reading Chick’s materials… or in the case of one person, converted from Catholicism to Chick’s Baptist teachings because of The Force, a comic containing “truth” from Rivera.
   
• 'Chopped-up Comic' Still Leads Prisoner to Christ
  
  
  GATESVILLE REDEMPTION
  Yet another testimonial from a prisoner about being saved after reading The Gift, complete with a generic story about how they tracked down the source and got more ordered and delivered to the prisoner. And a conspiracy by the guards to stop the delivery by destroying her package because they hate Jesus (as opposed to, you know, boxes addressed to prisoners being searched for contraband).
   
• Tract Passing Tips - July 2000
  
  
  VANDALISM BY THE "RIGHTEOUS"
  Even more “helpful” ways to give tracts to people, like using adhesive magnets to stick them to metal surfaces, tying them to handles of push-pull doors, or slipping them into the driver’s door handle of a car… many of which could be considered a form of vandalism.
   
• Native Americans Now Have Their Own Chick Tract
  
  
  NEW TRACT REDRAW JUST DROPPED
  Jack Chick attempts to appeal to Indigenous American people by redrawing One Way to have everyone look like a lazy stereotype.
   
• A message from Jack Chick
  
  
  ESSENTIAL CHICK LORE DROP
  Jack Chick calls out his dead mother for attempting to cancel his birth, and then has a go at his daughter for having an abortion, then plugs his new tract, Who Murdered Clarice?, his second and final tract primarily on the topic of Abortion.
   

May/June 2000 #

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• He Wanted a Book About the Devil
  
  
  SALVATION LIES WITHIN
  An article by “Chaplain” Dann Slator where he gives a Bible and some tracts to an inmate and it converted him on the spot… despite the inmate likely already having some basis of belief as the result of wanting books on the Devil. Plus, in prison, a Bible (or other book) might make a great hiding spot for a tool/weapon, like a shiv or rock hammer.
   
• You Never Know What God Will Do With His Word
  
  
  GLORY CARTWHEELS OF JOY
  A testimonial where cliche stereotypes of Heavy Metal being a product of Satan prevail and a college student has a “gospel seed” planted after a “weird co-worker” gives him some tracts.
   
• Four Little Words
  
  
  BEWARE THE PRIESTCRAFT
  Where Chick presents the Protestant view that the Eucharist is a tool of enslavement done by the power of “priestcraft”, and proceeds to contradict himself and all Protestants… by talking about false religions using a priest or some kind of minister between man and the god of that religion. All while forgetting Protestant denominations work basically the same way with a ‘minister’ or ‘reverend’ presiding over their congregation.
   
• Does God Really Have a Mother?
  
  
  A POPISH DECEPTION
  An article that delves into the claims of César Vidal and his book The Myth of Mary, where the guy twists everything about Mary and likens her to deities of ancient systems like Artemis. Those Catholics and others who believe in Mary? They are wrong; Mary did in fact commit sin. What’s my proof? Because I and this random author say so.
   
• A Message From Jack Chick - May 2000
  
  
  SECOND-WORST SNAKE ATTACK IN HISTORY
  Message relating to the release of The Warning, based on a story of Chick’s where some friends of his held out telling him about Christ and he blames them for waiting to tell him. In the tract’s version, the Chick stand-in converts after seeing his friends die by a bunch of hyper-aggressive water snakes, with a dash of Young Earth Creationism to boot.
   
• Chick Mail Bag May 2000
  
  
  IRONY IS DELICIOUS
  People write into Chick Publications and recount their tales of how they were saved by Chick tracts, including one person who says that Chick Tracts are not “deceptive-gospel tracts” that do not use deception and psychology to convert people, unlike all those other tracts.
   
• Parable of the Fishless Fishermen
  
  
  CAN I COPY YOUR HOMEWORK?
  Where Chick tries his hand at writing a parable about ministry work and whether you are considered a fisherman if you catch no fish at all. Remember, it’s not how good of a Christian you are and how well you adhere to the teachings of Christ, just how many people you convert, especially via little printed booklets of misinformation, purchasable from Chick Publications (Buy yours today!!!).
   
• American Bible Society No Longer Pope's 'Pest'
  
  
  THOSE PESKY KJV BIBLES
  An article writing about how the Catholics are working on a plot to destroy Chick’s beloved KJV Bible, by the use of translations that are easier to read and understand. Somehow, this was determined in 1866 by interpreting an encyclical from the Pope of the time to be a veiled reference to the intended destruction of the KJV.
   
• Prison Ministry Letters May/June 2000
  
  
  “ACCIDENTLY” COMMITTING CRIMES
  Convicts write into Chick Publications about the “power” of Chick tracts, with tales afoot of not allowing the Bible (somehow) because of Catholicism (despite the fact they use the Bible as well), and someone experiencing what may very well be a real-life “example” of HVKR after a woman “accidently” took a tract from a guard who “accidently” took it from a prisoner. And then everybody clapped.
   
• Dr. Rivera's 15-Year-Old Claims Verified by Current Events
  
  
  BELIEVING WHAT FITS BEST WITH YOUR BELIEF
  The Catholics issued a formal apology for their actions throughout the ages done on behalf of their faith, such as the Crusades. And this is taken by Chick to mean that the supposed truths of the secret order of Jesuits that have CIA/KGB/Mossad skillsets and want to rule the world, (as presented by Rivera) was somehow admission from the Catholics that they were involved in WW2 and orchestrated Hitler being in power to proceed with the Holocaust under their orders. I wager Chick forgot that the Catholics were also persecuted by Nazi Germany.
   
• Why Do We Need "Thee" and "Thou"?
  
  
  VERILY I SAY TO THEE, THOU HAST BEEN MISLED
  A plug article for Daniel’s “book” the King James Bible Companion that claims to have “over 600 archaic words defined”, and in the process, treat the target audience like idiots. Plus this way, they can define the words to be whatever suits their narrative the best, despite the fact that there are these exciting things in the world that contain the definitions of words called dictionaries.
   
• Tract Passing Tips - May 2000
  
  
  LITTERING IN THE NAME OF GOD
  A few “helpful” tips of how to pass tracts as detailed by people writing into Chick Publications, such as leaving them inside casinos and in Catholic Churches, because private property law does not apply when dealing with Papists. In a moment of actual clarity that perhaps they are causing issues for others by shoving tracts down their throats, an editor’s note says to affix a stamp if sending to a company via return postage paid envelope, so that the company does not have to pay to receive the letter and tract. Wonder how long the editor's note will keep appearing.
   

March / April 2000 #

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• Booklet Defining KJV English Words Fits in Back of Your Bible
  
  
  ENTER THE SLOPMEISTER
  David W Daniels plugs a wee mini dictionary he’s done providing some quick and dirty definitions of archaic and less common words that the King James Bible uses. Never again will you be confused by the appearance of such bizarre words as Peradventure, Whereinsoever, Consecrate, Villainy, and Necromancer.

  This Daniels fellow seems like a bit of a dickweed. Hopefully we won’t be hearing much more from him.

   
• Failed Prophecies Cast Doubt on All Watchtower Interpretations of Scripture
  
  
  IT’S (NOT) THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
  Chick dunks on the JWs for incorrectly predicting the second coming of Jesus. Jack Chick of course has NEVER been wrong about matters relating to the end times.
   
• Pope Declares Jubilee Year - Brings Back Indulgences
  
  
  PAY AND AVOID DAMNATION
  Chick takes issue with the Roman Catholic concept of ‘plenary indulgences’, about 500 years after it went out of fashion. He also conflates several other Catholic practices with the term, which shows how little he actually knows about Christian denominations outside his own, let alone Catholicism.
   
• Chick Mail Bag Mar-2000
  
  
  SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF ONLY GOES SO FAR…
  Three letters from people converted by Chick tracts, including one person who was a SUPER HARDCORE CATHOLIC EXTREMIST FOR REAL until some kid gave them a bunch of Crusader comics which converted them on the spot.
   
• Media Ignores Brutal Murder by Homosexuals
  
  
  EVERYONE LOVES WHATABOUTERY
  Chick pushes the notion that the relatively small amount of media coverage given to the rape and murder of Jesse Dirkhising compared to the murder of Matthew Shepard is proof of Teh Gay Agenda!
   
• NIV Subtly Diminishes Character and Ministry of Jesus
  
  
  A DIFFERENT CHICK
  Chick Salliby (no relation) provides an excerpt from his book If the Foundations be Destroyed claiming that modern bible translations are undermining Jesus’s words and deeds.
   
• Prison Ministry Letters: March-2000
  
  
  MEANWHILE, IN JAIL
  Four random testimonies from prisoners and cops who read Chick stuff in jail.
   
• Schools Pressured to Tell Students Sodomy is OK
  
  
  JACK CHICK REALLY WANTS TO TORTURE GAY KIDS
  Chick gets Big Mad about Just The Facts About Sexual Orientation & Youth, a booklet by GLSEN that informs school workers that gay kids exist and asks them not to let homophobic bullying slide or send them off to conversion therapy.
   
• Tract Passing Tips- March 2000
  
  
  PERSONALS JUNK MAIL
  Five “tips” to pass out all those tracts that you HAVE been buying from Old Man Chick, haven’t you? The most unhinged this month being the person who goes through the Personals sections in magazines and sending Chick tracts to every single home address printed in them.
   
• Some Public Schools Becoming War Zones
  
  
  I GOT WHAT YOU NEED!
  Rather than addressing the root of the problem for the rise of school violence in the US (such as increasing mental illness in the youth population), Chick’s view is that little paper booklets will be the functional equivalent of a panacea.
   
• Get the Word of God Out While You Can!
  
  
  YOU DARN KIDS, STOP STEALING MY MEMBERS
  A testimonial about an elderly German man who has supposedly distributed several tracts via mail-box drop offs, under the guise of converting people to Jesus…including Catholics (who already believe in Jesus, but not Chick’s Jesus). Also includes a brief message about how to get around those pesky things called “laws” in the US.
   

January/February 2000 #

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• World Lutheran Federation Takes Major Step Back to Rome
  
  
  SOMETHING SOMETHING ECUMENICISM BAD
  The Lutherans and the Catholics sign a thing saying they agree on some things. AND THAT’S TERRIBLE.
   
• From Biker to "Grim Reaper"
  
  
  A SKELETON POPPED OUT
  Man wears bad Halloween costume while handing out copies of Hi There. That’s it. That’s the story. No, seriously… you gotta click through to see his costume it totally sucks ass.
   
• Islam Fastest Growing Religion
  
  
  YOU SEEN THESE MUSLIMS THEY HAVE NOW?
  A panic piece about how Islam is “the fasted (sic) growing religion in the world” Plugs The Islamic Invasion by Robert Morey because of course it does.
   
• Chick Mail Bag Jan-2000
  
  
  SOME LETTERS I GUESS
  Seven short testimonies from people who read Chick tracts and “got saved.” One is from a five and a half year old child.
   
• Archeology Answers Question: 'Who is this Allah?'
  
  
  MOON GOD?
  Another article claiming that the worship of Allah has been traced back to some lunar deity or other. If you’ve seen any of Chick’s takes on Islam you’ve read a hundred variants of this nonsense already.
   
• Prison Ministry Letters Jan-2000
  
  
  MORE LETTERS
  Five short testimonies from prisoners, prison guards, and prison ministers about how good Chick Tracts are.
   
• Part VIII: Reigning over the Kings of the Earth
  
  
  BOOK CLIP
  Excerpt from A Woman Rides The Beast by Dave Hunt, a book about how the Vatican is definitely “that great city which reigneth over the kings of the earth” in Revelation 17
   
• Pope Pushing Idea that Allah and Jehovah are the same God
  
  
  GOD VS GOD
  The Pope spoke to some Muslims and stated that when you really get down to it, they’re all praying to The Same Guy. Chick presents a big list of NUH-UH.
   
• Southern Baptists Under Pressure to Stop Soul Winning
  
  
  FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
  The Southern Baptist Convention publishes some spicy booklets and gets yelled at for them.
   
• Christian Students: Know Your Rights
  
  
  GOD’S PLACE WITHIN THESE WALLS
  Some guidelines from the Christian Law Association on how to be an obnoxious little shit about your faith in school without actually getting in trouble.
   
• Time is Evolutionist's God, Says Author
  
  
  KENT’S BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT
  Some bullet points from one of Kent Hovind’s videos about how the earth CAN’T be billions of years old because of incoherent reasons.
   
• A Message From Jack Chick
  
  
  IN THE END, IT IS ALWAYS THE CATHOLICS
  Where Chick tries to be "concerned" about the persecution of Christians in China, by saying it is the fault of Islamic believers. Only to then insist that this is all because the Vatican is secretly working with Islam (which he claims was created by the Vatican) to murder non-Catholics. A clear example from Chick that he knows very little about what he is talking about, especially since Christians living in the Middle East and North Africa generally favour denominations that are not Chick's Fundemental Bapist beliefs... including Catholicism.
   
• Tract Passing Tips - January 2000
  
  
  DAMN FINE COFFEE
  Six random protips for handing out tracts, including hiding copies of The Mad Machine inside jars of coffee (?)
   

1997

November / December 1997 #

• 'Alberto's Death Won't Stop Us From Winning Catholics to Christ'
  
  
  ALBERTO'S STILL DEAD
  Chick plans to continue cashing in on his favourite dead conman.
   
• Buddhist Fad Makes for New Witnessing Opportunity
  
  
  YOLO
  An article getting all worked up about the fact that Buddhists exist, calling them a “fad”.
   
• Eavesdropping Can Bring Witnessing Opportunities
  
  
  NO SERIOUSLY
  This is literally just Dann Slator talking about how he likes to butt into other people’s conversations.
   
• Chick Mail Bag
  
  
  SELECTION BIAS
  Some random letters Chick Publications have received about how great they are.
   
• A Message From Jack Chick
  
  
  EX-EMPLOYER HATE
  Jack Chick takes a moment to slag off one of his old bosses for believing in evolution.
   
• Chick's Nigerian Distributor Jailed for 5 Weeks Over Chick Tract
  
  
  CURIOUS INDEED
  A staff member at Chick Publications’s distributor in Nigeria gets chucked in jail for a month for handing out copies of The Deceived.
   
• Orthodox Church Persuades Russia to Outlaw Bible Believing Churches
  
  
  WHO SPLIT FROM WHO?
  Chick doesn’t often take a shot at the Orthodox Churches, but he’s none too pleased about them apparently being the only legally recognised form of Christianity in Russia, so it’s time for him to go off on one about how similar to Catholicism some of their practices are.
   
• Purgatory: Gold Mine of the Priesthood
  
  
  NOW YOU CAN BUY YOUR WAY OUT OF HELL
  “That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the church. Here’s 95 reasons why.”
   
• Witness in Malls The 'Small Table' Strategy
  
  
  SMALL INCONVENIENCE
  Tired of getting kicked out of shopping centres for bothering customers? Get a small table, then customers have to come over and GET bothered by you, I guess.
   
• Witness in Parks : Don't Get Arrested: Just Learn the Rules
  
  
  I FOUGHT THE LAW
  Plug for the book Witnessing in Modern America by the Christian Law Association. Apparently it tells you how to preach in public parks without doing crimes.
   

September / October 1997 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Can Halloween: Soul Winners Making Creative Use of 'Devil's Holiday'
  
  
  2SPOOKY4U
  Chick endorses Hell Houses, sermons on “the actual meaning” of halloween, and of course, handing out tracts.
   
• Muslims Using Hate Laws to Stamp Out Religous Freedom in Canada
  
  
  NERF CANADA PLS
  Article about Mark Harding of The Christian Standard getting owned by Canada’s hate crime laws after handing out some bullshit leaflets about how Teh Muzlims Ar Taking s ovrer.
   
• Mary Saves?
  
  
  BEATING A DEAD HORSE
  Something Something Catholic Mary Worship Blah Blah Blah.
   
• World Renown Scientist's Computer Proves Noah's Flood
  
  
  CONFIRMATION BIAS IS FUN
  John Baumgardner programmed a computer to say that Noah’s Flood is real and it said that Noah’s Flood was real. How about that.
   
• Promise Keepers Changes Statement of Faith to Please Rome
  
  
  OH YEAH THESE WEIRDOS
  Chick is mad at those champions of Biblical Masculinity, the Promise Keepers, because they altered their statement of faith to be Catholic inclusive. They may hate gays and women, but they’re fine with Catholics. THAT’S the problem.
   
• The Gift Presented to Law Makers in Brazil
  
  
  AS OPPOSED TO ACTUAL BIBLES
  Missionaries hand out a fuckton of copies of Chick comic The Gift in Brazil.
   

July / August 1997 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Alberto Rivera Passes Away
  
  
  RIP BOZO
  Alberto Rivera has died. Chick’s obit piece doesn’t have any unhinged conspiracy theories about his death yet, that comes later, but his death has now been noted.
   

May / June 1997 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• 700 Club's Cult Definition Fits Catholicism
  
  
  CONSIDEREST NOT THE BEAM IN THINE OWN EYE
  Following the mass suicide of the Heaven’s Gate cult, Pat Robertson’s 700 club put out a list of Red Flags that a group is a cult. Chick Publications are like “You know who ELSE fits that definition? That’s right! Catholics!” because of course they are.
   
• Struggle for Jerusalem Larger Than Jew vs. Arab
  
  
  THE EVIL MASTERMIND
  Chick Publications pitches that the REAL problem in Jerusalem isn’t the ongoing bloody conflict between Israel and Palestine, but the Catholic Church trying to take over, and also a proposed law that would have made Chick Tracts illegal.
   

March / April 1997 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• 'Chick Tracts are an Absolute Must!' Say Missionaries
  
  
  BUY OUR TRACTS
  Fifteen paragraphs of BUY TRACTS FOR MISSIONARIES PLZ.
   

January/February 1997 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• With Sodomy Laws Repealed, Will Age-of-Consent Laws Be Next?
  
  
  FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THIS SHIT
  Some tired old slippery slope crap about how decriminalizing gay sex would lead to the legalization of child abuse.
   
• Public Libraries Becoming Battle Ground Over Evil
  
  
  RULES FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME
  Some “Ban This Satanic Filth” crap about getting speeches about tarot cards and numerology banned from public libraries.
   
• One-World-Government Attacks Parent Rights
  
  
  SLAVERY WITH EXTRA STEPS
  Jack Chick goes after the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child because children aren’t people, they’re property of their parents.
   
• Millions Worship 'Patroness of the Americas' on December 12
  
  
  CATHOLICS DID THING. THING BAD.
  An article about a pilgrimage to a Mexican shrine.
   

1996

November / December 1996 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Local Priest Expects Thousands to "Come Home" to Rome During Billy Graham Crusade
  
  
  MY SMOKE SIGNAL IS BETTER
  Plug for Jack Chick’s book Smokescreens, by saying that Billy Graham sucks for reasons that are different to the actual reasons that Billy Graham sucks.
   
• The Pope Denies Genesis by Endorsing Evolution
  
  
  O NOES THE POPE ISN'T A HARDCORE CREATIONIST
  And that's terrible.
   
• Who Needs Thee and Thou?
  
  
  PRONOUNS IN BIBLE
  A defence from Donald A. Waite of the KJV’s use of now-archaic second-person pronouns.
   
• The Difference Between Translator and Teacher
  
  
  BY THE POWER OF KJV
  An article claiming that Formal Equivalence in Bible Translation is better than Dynamic Equivalence, before bizarrely implying that only one Bible on Planet Earth has ever done Formal Equivalence.
   
• Is it Legal to Witness in Malls?
  
  
  LAWS ARE GUIDELINES
  A guide to circumventing private property laws to bother people at the shops.
   

September / October 1996 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• "I Am Too Shy To Talk To People"
  
  
  BUY MOAR TRACTS
  Natalie Snedden from Indiana suggests a bunch of places to leave Chick Tracts.
   
• "To Win Gangs, Use Saturation Evangelism" Says Converted Gang Banger
  
  
  GANG CONVERSION PROTIPS
  David Rojas of Victory Outreach gives his advice on preaching to a “gang neighborhood”. Presumably this ties in with the release of Gomez Is Coming.
   

July / August 1996 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Rock Music Makes Rich Wretches
  
  
  WHO THE FUCK IS KIRT
  Jumping on the tragic early deaths of Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kirt (sic) Cobain, Freddie Mercury et al to claim that Rock Music is inherently evil.
   
• Ex-Priest Describes Struggle to Believe the Wafer is Really the Flesh and Blood of Jesus
  
  
  DEATH COOKIE 1884 EDITION
  Snippet from Fifty Years In The Church Of Rome by 19th Century ex-priest Charles Chiniquy, specifically from a bit doubting transubstantiation.
   
• Pope Promotes 24-hour Worship of Wafer God
  
  
  GET NEW MATERIAL
  Another article about Perpetual Eucharistic Adoration, pretty much the same as the one from two years prior.
   

May / June 1996 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Homosexuals and Lesbians Mount Assault on Chick's UK Distributor
  
  
  THEY APPROACHED MENANCINGLY
  Article about a gay rights protest against B McCall Barbour, a (now happily defunct) Christian bookshop in Edinburgh that sold Chick tracts, including Doom Town.
   
• Is This Hate?
  
  
  K BUT IT IS THO
  An article trying to rationalize the hate speech in Chick Tracts as DEFINITELY not that no we LOOOVE the sinner which is why we paint hideous caricatures of them burning in hell. Web version links to a 2005 interview with David W Daniels by Kurt Kuersteiner.
   
• Our Lord Replaced by "Our Lady" for Roman Catholics
  
  
  WHERE'S ST. JESUS'S CATHEDRAL
  Article that uses Catholic parishes calling themselves Our Lady of This And That as a jumping off point to talk about the Catholic Church having too much of a thing for the Virgin Mary.
   

March / April 1996 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Help Your Church Spread the Gospel: Use Tracts to Support Your Church's Ministry
  
  
  BUY BUY BUY
  Buy Chick tracts and hand them out at your church during sermons and such (Web version of article references It’s The Law, a tract which didn’t exist yet).
   
• 8,000 Per Day Converting from Catholicism Pope's Grip Loosening in Latin America
  
  
  THE MORE YOU TIGHTEN YOUR GRIP
  Article about Catholics in Latin America leaving the faith and becoming Protestants instead.
   
• Now Available: A Friendly New Tool to Reach Catholics
  
  
  LITERALLY JUST A BOOK PLUG
  Plug for Answers To My Catholic Friends by Thomas F Heinze, which Chick still sells as of 2025.
   
• Old Testament Prophecies Key for Witnessing to Jews
  
  
  OK LISSEN GUD
  We take a break from ragging on Catholics to take a swipe at Jews. Where’s Rabbi Waxman has just dropped, so to supplement that we have the testimony of Henry Benach of Jewish End-Time Ministries to tell us about how Jesus is Very Definitely the Jewish Messiah.
   

January/February 1996 #

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1995

November / December 1995 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Abortion victim begs: "Don't Make the Same Mistakes I Did"
  
  
  THINGS THAT DEFINITELY HAPPENED
  Rick Jones presents a Very Definitely True story of a woman who had an abortion and immediately regretted it.
   
• New Bible Versions Promote Catholic Doctrine
  
  
  THEY COULD BE IN THIS VERY ROOM
  Excerpt from Which Bible Is God’s Word? by Gail Riplinger, in which she claims that the NASB is introducing SECRET CATHOLIC DOCTRINE into the bible by having the word “renewal” in it. The excerpt doesn’t actually say WHERE the renewal is but I guess she is referring to the sole use of the word “renewal” in Colossians 3:11, where the words “a renewal” are added to the start of the verse apparently to make the sentence flow better.
   
• Is Mary Necessary for Salvation? Millions of Catholics Think So
  
  
  THE MOTHER OF JESUS? WHO'S THAT?
  Catholics put Mary on a pedestal, Protestants don’t, Chick pads out another few column inches.
   
• Polish Protestants Fear Treaty Will Bring Vatican Stranglehold
  
  
  DIPLOMACY BE DAMNED
  An article about how the then-still-to-be-ratified concordat between the Vatican and super-Catholic Poland would be Very Bad for the protestant population. Incidentally, the concordat ultimately was ratified in 1998.
   
• Pastor Threatened with Arrest for Passing Tracts in Park
  
  
  INFORMATION WITHHELD FOR SAFETY
  A story which feels like it’s missing a LOT of vital information, about a pastor who was threatened with arrest for preaching in a park, but ultimately not actually arrested.
   
• "Bashful and Backward" Truck Driver Becomes Bold Missionary
  
  
  I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD
  Story about Bill Horstmeyer, a truck driver who got into Chick Tracts and became a pastor and then a missionary, and got in epic spiritual battles with priests, and other stuff that Definitely Happened.
   

September / October 1995 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Can Catholics and Protestants Walk Together? A Former Catholic says NO!
  
  
  I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD SAY THAT
  Guest writer Rick Jones explains that Catholics and Protestants should never work together because Catholics believe that Protestants are hell-bound sinners, which is TOTALLY not the same as his belief that Catholics are hell-bound sinners.
   
• Soulwinners Beware! Evangelical Leaders Compromise the Gospel
  
  
  THE DEVIL IS AMONGST US
  Another article about the Charisma and Christian Life magazine about Catholics and Protestants working together, which in Chick’s mind would be of course unacceptable.
   
• This Was Your Life Tract in Child's Halloween Candy Changed My Life
  
  
  FIGHTING GINGAVITIS WITH MISINFORMATION
  It’s coming up to October, and those Halloween tracts aren’t gonna sell themselves, so here’s various testimonies from people who converted to Christianity after finding Chick tracts in their halloween stashes.
   
• Does Your Bible Teach You to Worship New Age Gods?
  
  
  FOURSCORE AND THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO
  Plug for Gail Riplinger’s New Age Bible Versions VHS (sold by Chick at the time) where she claims that non-KJV bible translations are low-key making their language compatible with some paranoid fantasy of One World Religion bullshit.
   

July / August 1995 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Publishers Must Make New Bibles Harder to Read or Give Up Copyright Dollars
  
  
  ALL ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR WORDS
  Gail Riplinger accuses modern bible translations of relying on Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness for the sake of copyright.
   

May / June 1995 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Pressure Building on SBC Leaders Who Signed "No Soulwinning" Pact with Rome
  
  
  WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?
  Chick Publications unhappy with a pair of Southern Baptist Church leaders for signing the Evangelicals and Catholics Together pact.
   
• Texas Bookstore Harassed for Selling Chick Literature
  
  
  PURGE THE UNCLEAN
  The Word Shoppe in Amarillo, Texas (which I don’t think exists any more) gets shit from Catholics for selling Chick tracts.
   

March / April 1995 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Church Members Adopt-a-Street to get Gospel in Every Home
  
  
  DOOR-TO-DOOR SALES
  An article about a church in Alaska who gave Chick tracts to everyone in town, street by street.
   

January/February 1995 #

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1994

November / December 1994 #

No data in archive.

September / October 1994 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Millions Are Sure They Are Not Sure
  
  
  PRIDE COMES BEFORE THE FALL
  Catholics don’t go around boasting about Being Saved, And That’s Terrible.
   
• Symbol of Papal Power Many Don't Know What It Means
  
  
  ABORTION BAD, CATHOLICS WORSE
  Guest article by Al Doyle, getting mad about inter-denominational anti-abortion protests because there’s Catholics at them and Protestants aren’t trying to convert them on sight!
   

July / August 1994 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Christian Music Buyers Turned Off to Gruesome CD Covers
  
  
  BAD ALBUM ART
  Guest article about Jeff Godwin bemoaning the graphic imagery displayed on Christian rock album covers. No examples are provided.
   
• Latin American Bishop Declares 'Holy War' on Soul Winners
  
  
  SECTARIAN PISSING CONTEST
  Article about sectarian drama in Brazil. Guess which side Chick’s on!
   

May / June 1994 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• God Called Me to Witness at a (Gulp) Strip Joint!
  
  
  CHICKBAIT
  Carolyn Knight writes to Chick Publications about handing out copies of Happy Hour outside a strip joint.
   
• What to Say When You're Handing Out Tracts.
  
  
  INCOMING HAM
  A bunch of tract users (including high-profile grifter Ray Comfort) share the one-liners they like to say to people when they hand out tracts.
   

March / April 1994 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Catholic Leaders Pushing Perpetual Adoration of Wafer Idol
  
  
  ONE WAFER TO RULE THEM ALL
  Chick Publications hears about Perpetual Eucharistic Adoration and decides it’s weird enough to work as Yet Another LOOK AT THIS WEIRD THING THEY DO Anti-Catholic Scare Story.
   
• How Does It Happen? The Path to Perversion
  
  
  TREMBLE HETERO SWINE
  Like a lot of homophobes, Chick presents Michael Swift’s satirical piece in Gay Community News as The Actual Gay Agenda, then extrapolates that into a big paranoid The Gays Are Taking Over rant.
   

January/February 1994 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Little Bugs That Evolutionists Would Like to Forget!
  
  
  BOMBARDIER BEETLES UNITE!
  Excerpt from Collapse of Evolution by Scott M Huse, claiming that the Bombardier Beetle, which can shoot hot gas at enemies, could not possibly have evolved over time (it likely did via natural selection in incremental steps).
   
• Converted Imam Wins Hundreds to Christ in Sudan Prison
  
  
  BY THE WILL OF NER'ZHUL!
  Story of a Sudanese former Imam who converted to Christianity, got thrown in jail for apostasy, then got let out supposedly because he kept converting other inmates to Christianity.
   

1993

November / December 1993 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• If the Music is Neutral, Why Did They Dance?
  
  
  STOP DANCING TO BANGERS
  Jeff Fenholt sang a Christianized version of Jailhouse Rock to a Russian audience once and they ALL HAD A NICE TIME, proving once and for all that Christian Rock is actually satanic because reasons.
   
• Bible Translation Leader Says, "I'm In Trouble With The Lord."
  
  
  YOUR BIBLE SUCKS
  One of the guys who worked on the translation committee for the NASB denounced his work and became a KJV Onlyist. The web version of the article includes a YouTube clip from Bridge To Babylon, which Chick sells on DVD now for 25 bucks!
   

September / October 1993 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Where Did the King James Bible Come From?
  
  
  BOOK PLUG FOR BOOK PLUGGING BOOK
  Plug for Let’s Weigh The Evidence by Barry Burton (not that one). Attempts to make the case that the KJV was translated from Good Texts and that everything else is translated from Bad Texts.
   
• Symbol of Papal Power Many Don't Know What It Means
  
  
  CHECK OUT THE POPE’S HAT
  The pope doesn’t wear his Sweet Tiara any more, but it’s still in the Holy See’s logo, which means that something something POPE ANTICHRIST!
   

July / August 1993 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Islam's Hadith Describes A Capricious God and a Perverse Prophet
  
  
  MOON GOD?
  Chick cites Robert Morey’s book The Islamic Invasion to bring up problematic areas in the Hadith.
   
• Son Of Biblical Text Editor Westcott Says: 'My Father Was A Spiritualist'
  
  
  EVERYONE NEEDS A HOBBY
  Apparently Wescott and Hort believed in ghosts. This means their compilation of the New Testament in the original Greek is bad!
   

May / June 1993 #

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March / April 1993 #

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January/February 1993 #

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1992

November / December 1992 #

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September / October 1992 #

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July / August 1992 #

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May / June 1992 #

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March / April 1992 #

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January/February 1992 #

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1991

November / December 1991 #

No data in archive.

September / October 1991 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Pro-Life Advocates Apologize for Viewing Catholics as Cult Members
  
  
  ABORTION BAD, CATHOLICS WORSE
  Chick Publications is mad at Operation Rescue because they’re too Catholic for his liking, and people of different religious persuasions shouldn’t work together on anything ever!
   

July / August 1991 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Graham Asks Roman Catholic Diocese to Help with Referrals
  
  
  BILLY GRAHAM
  Apparently he would refer people who responded to altar calls wanting to join catholic congregations to catholic congregations. And That’s Terrible.
   

May / June 1991 #

No data in archive.

March / April 1991 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Five Pillars of Reformation Truth
  
  
  EPIC SOLAS
  Chick presents the five solas of the reformation. By calling them the Five Pillars in the headline he has me thinking “Wait is this a Muslim thing?” for a second.
   
• Why No Christian Woman Should Join Order of the Eastern Star
  
  
  BILLY SCHNOEBS
  An excerpt from Masonry, Beyond The Light by William Schnoebelen, claiming all kinds of Hidden Satanic Meaning in Masonry’s sister organization.
   

January/February 1991 #

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1990

November / December 1990 #

We’ve been able to glean some info about this one from an Ebay listing, but none of us want to shell out 60 bucks for it, so here’s what we can get from the screencaps.

NEW TRACT JUST DROPPED: Earthman, covering the story of Adam and Eve

“New World Order Promoters Coming into the Open”

“Nigeria targeted for Islamic Violence"

“Chinese face ‘Vast Emptiness’ with Collapse of Marxism”

“Which ‘God” Do They Mean?”

“Japan’s New Emperor-God Given Mixed Welcome” Japan enters the Heisei era. Chick apparently still not over his involvement in the Pacific Theater.

“Scientists discover Sodom and Gomorrah”

“What’s Wrong With Evolution”

“But What About Oil”

“Escape From Catholicism”

“Chick Tracts Get Better” Announcement of new revisions in The Poor Little Witch (She doesn’t get killed at the end any more) and Miss Universe.

September / October 1990 #

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July / August 1990 #

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May / June 1990 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• New Bible Translations: Are They Really Easier To Understand?
  
  
  SKILL ISSUE
  Excerpt from The Answer Book by Samuel Gipp, where he claims that the archaic language of the KJV is very easy to understand actually and you’re just an idiot. He also claims that the KJV is OBVIOUSLY more morally pure because it was only AFTER the 1901 publication of the American Standard Version that you could buy porn on VHS.
   

March / April 1990 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• What Is Hinduism?
  
  
  TEMPLE OF DOOM REAL
  A hitpiece on Hinduism from Rebecca Brown's book Prepare For War.
   

January/February 1990 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Did Jesus Have A Beginning? What does your Bible say?
  
  
  YOUR BIBLE SUCKS
  Chick gets mad that a verse in Micah often taken to be a Jesus Prophecy doesn't actually work in some translations.
   
• Media Executive Accuses TV Producers of Moral Subversion
  
  
  I SAID I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR DAMN VEGETABLES
  Future WorldNetDaily editor Joseph Farah gets mad about queer representation on the telly (specifically that the show Midnight Caller got some flak for a Really Bad episode about AIDS, then got some LGBT advocacy groups to help write a Less Bad follow-up episode) and Bad Language on the telly (They keep saying “damn” on Hill Street Blues).
   
• If It's Not Really Jesus, It May Be A Health Hazard
  
  
  TAKE THAT, TRANSUBSTANTIATION
  Communion wafers are made with wheat, which is bad for people with coeliac disease. This is problematic if you take it that transubstantiation is supposed to make communion wafers into the gluten-free body of Christ.
   
• 'But Dad, Which One is God's Word?
  
  
  AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED
  A story that Very Definitely Really Happened about how multiple English translations of the Bible just causes confusion.
   

1989

November / December 1989 #

No data in archive.

September / October 1989 #

No data in archive.

July / August 1989 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Is The Vatican Broke?
  
  
  TO COVET THE POSSESSIONS OF ANOTHER...
  An article about how the Vatican keeps building up a debt but is ALSO extremely rich and has lots of nice things.
   

May / June 1989 #

No data in archive.

March / April 1989 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• U.S. Let War Criminal Escape to Save Vatican Face
  
  
  THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY
  An article about Ante Pavelić, a Croation fascist politician who was sheltered by the Catholic Church after WW2.
   

January/February 1989 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Hitler's Death Camps: Holocaust... or Inquisition?
  
  
  HOT ALBERTO HOLOCAUST TAKES
  More of Alberto’s “The Holocaust was actually a Catholic Inquisition” crap.
   
• Catholic League Helps New York Turn History into 'Myth'
  
  
  HOW MANY LEVELS OF HOLOCAUST DENIAL ARE YOU ON
  Chick once again pushes conspiriacy theories about the Holocaust.
   

1988

November / December 1988 #

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September / October 1988 #

No data in archive.

July / August 1988 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Is This Worship?
  
  
  THE ONE AND A HALFTH COMMANDMENT
  Catholics and Protestents split up the Ten Commandments differently, with Catholics squeezing Monotheism Good and Idolatry Bad into one commandment and Coveting Bad into two. Chick presents this as part of some kind of conspiracy to trick people.
   

May / June 1988 #

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March / April 1988 #

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January/February 1988 #

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1987

November / December 1987 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Prayer in Schools: Would It Work?
  
  
  JACK CHICK RIGHT FOR WRONG REASONS
  Chick Publications comes down on the side of reason, and announces that they are opposed to state-sponsored prayer in public schools.
  (five seconds later)
  We regret to inform you that they’re just mad about the notion that it might not be their denomination leading the praying, but *gasp* Catholics!
   

September / October 1987 #

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July / August 1987 #

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May / June 1987 #

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March / April 1987 #

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January/February 1987 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Scientists Admit: Evolution Not Supported By Facts!
  
  
  QUOTE MINING IS COOL
  Did you know that if you’re very selective about how you quote a thing, you can make it sound like they’re saying a different thing? This article has it down to a fine art.
   

1986

November / December 1986 #

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September / October 1986 #

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July / August 1986 #

No data in archive.

May/June 1986 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Brainwashing in 4/4 Time
  
  
  THE DEVIL'S BANGERS
  An absolutely incoherent string of words about how rock music is kinda Hitler-y with some random dubious quotes from Frank Zappa, Alice Cooper et al which I’m sure they think means something. Flip knows what tho. I’m guessing this must be about when “Angels?” dropped.
   

March / April 1986 #

No data in archive.

January/February 1986 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Are Some Roman Catholics Saved?
  
  
  SOMETHING SOMETHING CATHOLICS BAD
  Guest writer Henry Gregory Adams says “lol nope”.
   

1985

November / December 1985 #

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September / October 1985 #

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July / August 1985 #

No data in archive.

May / June 1985 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com. Much like the Mormon edition a couple issues ago, the Chick website has just pulled out some articles about Jehovah’s Witnesses from this issue and absolutely nothing else.

• Don't Worry About Hell - Jehovah's Witnesses - What Do They Believe?
  
  
  JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES ARE WEIRD
  An article highlighting where JW doctrine disagrees with Chick’s doctrine. David Daniels has inserted one of his own YouTube videos into the web version of the article, just ‘cus.
   
• Jehovah's Witnesses -- Where Did They Come From?
  
  
  CHARLES TAZE RUSSELL WAS WEIRD
  An article highlighting some of the more problematic elements of Charles Russell’s biography.
   
• When They Come to Your Door: Witnessing to Jehovah's Witnesses
  
  
  JW CONVERSION PROTIPS
  Guest writer Paul Blizard gives his hot tips on preaching to JWs who turn up at the door. The web version of the article plugs War Games, a tract which didn’t exist yet.
   

February / March 1985 #

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1984

December 1984 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com. Is it just me or is it kinda weird that the Chick website has specifically zeroed in on pulling three articles about Mormonism from this issue and absolutely nothing else?

• There Is Nothing More Pagan: Mormon Teaching
  
  
  MORMONS ARE WEIRD
  An article highlighting some of the weird bits of Mormon doctrine. You’ve seen The Book Of Mormon musical, you know all this already.
   
• Mormonism--How Did It Begin?
  
  
  JOSEPH SMITH WAS WEIRD
  An article highlighting some of the problematic elements of Joseph Smith’s biography. You’ve seen that one South Park episode you know all this already.
   
• There Is a Way to Witness to Mormons
  
  
  MORMON CONVERSION PROTIPS
  An excerpt from John L. Smith’s (no relation) book about how to convert Mormons to "Regular" Christianity.

  Is it just me or is it kinda weird that the Chick website has specifically zeroed in on pulling three articles about Mormonism from this issue and absolutely nothing else.

  
   

October 1984 #

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August 1984 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Founders of "Mainline" Churches Knew Who Anti-Christ Was
  
  
  OLD DEAD DUDES AGREE – POPE SUCKS
  A bunch of quotes from various old Protestant church leaders straight-up saying that the pope’s the Antichrist. All your favourites are there: Luther, Calvin, Knox, Wesley. Chick is mad that nobody’s saying this any more.
   
• Eyewitnesses Testify Shroud of Turin a Fake
  
  
  YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE JESUS’S DICK
  ...and that’s why the Shroud of Turin isn’t real.
   
• Interview with Jack Chick How Chick Ministry Began
  
  
  EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JACK CHICK
  Chick Publications somehow manage to scoop an exclusive interview with the elusive Jack Chick of Chick Publications. He talks about his early work on Why No Revival, A Demon’s Nightmare, and The Last Call.
   

June 1984 #

No data in archive.

April 1984 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Celibacy or Chastity? They Are Not the Same
  
  
  PRIESTLY SHAGGIN’
  An excerpt from the 1947 book Out Of The Labyrinth by L.H. Lehmann, about priestly celibacy and chastity.
   
• What Did Vatican II Really Change...? Protestants!
  
  
  VATICAN II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
  Presenting the Vatican II council as a con trick to make Protestants not get into fights with Catholics so much, which is bad, I guess?
   

February 1984 #

Only select articles archived on Chick.com.

• Unholy Mother of Intolerance: The Inquisition
  
  
  SOMETHING SOMETHING CATHOLICS BAD
  A guest article by Baron Avro Manhattan about how the Catholic Church did Very Bad Things in the past and he doesn’t think they’ve got any better.
   
• You Can Win Catholics to Christ
  
  
  CATHOLIC CONVERSION PROTIPS
  A series of Hot Tips on how to convert a Catholic into a Protestant.
   

1983

December 1983 #

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October 1983 #

The debut issue. All we have to go on with this is a low quality photo on Chick.com. But we can gleam a little bit of what’s in it.

• Attack on religious freedom stopped by Canadian Protestant League
  
  
  FREEZE PEACH
  The Canadian Protestant League has made it possible to get Chick’s comics (specifically highlighting the Alberto comics) into Canada, which I guess had already banned them at this point.
   
• New Tract Released
  
  
  NEW TRACT JUST DROPPED
  Specifically Wounded Children, a now out-of print classic.
   

• You Don't Know Jack - The Authorized Biography of Christian Cartoonist Jack T. Chick (2021) by David W. Daniels.
  (Chick Publications)